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yourclosetfangirl:

timelordy-teganbreann:

monocle-shark:

lacerateyourbrain:

reichenbitch:

pointy-earedbastard:

breathingsboring:

Twelve and a half minutes of Mr. Benedict Cumberbatch saying dirty, dirty things.

Did I just hear Benedict Cumberbatch say the word dildo

I believe I did

dear LORD

I FEEL SO VERY, VERY DIRTY.

I DON’T WANT TO GET RID OF THIS DIRTINESS.

please forgive my tags

I will henceforth write all smut in this way.

giving each other mutual and oft repeated proofs of our passion

What is this even from??!

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